{"product_id":"i-fish-so-i-dont-choke-people","title":"I Fish So I Don't Choke People","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Fish So I Don't Choke People Laser Printed Sign.\u003c\/b\u003e Embrace your inner angler and your unique sense of humor with this hilarious laser printed sign! Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a man happily fishing on a dock, with a fish leaping out of the water and silhouettes of cheering people in the background, this laser print is sure to turn heads. The bold text reads \"I FISH SO I DON'T CHOKE PEOPLE,\" a witty statement for anyone who prefers the tranquility of the water to the stresses of everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSize is approx. 12\" (11.88” x 11.88”)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePrinted on 1\/8” lightweight unfinished Balsa wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; margin-left: .25in; line-height: normal; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eAn easy choice for decorating walls, garages, shops, bars, and other spaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neatthings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67832702107861,"sku":"NTLA8036","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/7499\/8741\/files\/Laser36-overlay.jpg?v=1792524741","url":"https:\/\/neatthings.net\/products\/i-fish-so-i-dont-choke-people","provider":"Neatthings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}