{"product_id":"b-tch-im-in-your-driveway","title":"B!tch, I'm in Your Driveway","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eB!tch, I'm in Your Driveway! Laser Printed Sign.\u003c\/b\u003e Tired of playing nice? Ready to make a statement? This graphic laser printed sign is for you! Featuring a hilariously aggressive chicken behind the wheel, this print boldly declares, \"I TYPED [B!TCH] INTO MY GPS AND GUESS WHAT... I'M IN YOUR DRIVEWAY!\" Complete with angry eyes, puffed-up feathers, and a determined grip on the steering wheel, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. The \"BEEP BEEP\" sound effect at the bottom adds a final touch of cheeky defiance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSize is approx. 12\" (11.88” x 11.88”)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePrinted on 1\/8” lightweight unfinished Balsa wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; margin-left: .25in; line-height: normal; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eAn easy choice for decorating walls, garages, shops, bars, and other spaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neatthings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67832436490453,"sku":"NTLA8031","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/7499\/8741\/files\/Laser31-overlay.png?v=1792523710","url":"https:\/\/neatthings.net\/products\/b-tch-im-in-your-driveway","provider":"Neatthings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}